bean_there
Thunder
2m
Conference call, camera off
3.2s
Audio social · iOS & Android
Let it rip.Get rated.
Ten seconds. One take. A machine decides whether it counted.
Coming soon to the App Store and Google Play.
mr_silent
Silent Killer
9m
Elevator, floor 6 to 14
The loop
Three steps, in this order
No editing, no second take, no uploading something you found. It is captured in the app or it does not exist.
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01 — Record
Hold the button
Half a second minimum, ten seconds maximum. The app stops you at the limit rather than letting you ramble.
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02 — Get scored
The machine has opinions
Screened for speech, then scored for fart-likeness. Hit 0.70 and you are Verified-ish. Miss it and you post anyway — you just do not rank.
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03 — Get rated
The feed is the jury
Four reactions, each worth a different amount. Their weighted total is your place on the board.
The rubric
Not every reaction is worth the same
Disgust is cheap — anyone can be disgusted. Legendary costs the person giving it something, so it pays double.
- ×1.0 Deadly It could have cleared a room
- ×1.0 Funny It had comic timing
- ×0.8 Disgusting Correct, and freely given
- ×2.0 Legendary You will tell people about this one
Submission · Analysis
M4A · 44.1 kHz
0.00
0.70 threshold
1.00
- Duration
- 3.2s
- Category
- Thunder
- P(fart)
- 0.71
✓ Verified-ish Cleared speech screening · 0.71 ≥ 0.70
Leaderboards
Today, and this week
Two boards, both restricted to clips the classifier stood behind. An unverified clip still lives in the feed — it simply is not eligible.
| Windows | Today (UTC) and the current week (UTC) |
|---|---|
| Eligibility | Verified-ish clips only — score of 0.70 or above |
| Ranked by | Weighted reaction total, highest first |
| Ties | Broken by post time, so a rank does not shuffle between two refreshes |
| Depth | Top 100 |
Ground rules
It is a joke app. The safety is not a joke.
A feed of anonymous audio needs real controls, so these are built in rather than promised.
Speech is refused
Recordings are screened before they post. If there is talking in it, it does not go up — which rules out most of what people would otherwise try to smuggle through an audio app.
Blocking cuts both ways
Block someone and you disappear from each other everywhere at once — feed, leaderboards, comments and profiles. Not a mute.
Reports hide fast
Anyone can report a clip, a comment or an account. Five reports on the same thing hides it immediately, pending a human decision.
Deleting means deleting
Delete your account in Settings. Your profile and posts go straight away; after thirty days everything is erased for good, including the recordings themselves. How your data is handled.